Making sure the 'thuh' isn't 'tuh'
I'm watching toungues swifly
lift tuck and twist
Unnaturally
I show them slowly
Feeling akwardly sexy
This whole new ideology
For when they cross that line
The 'pendejo' violently pushed
Through the lips
Will lose its grip
IT WILL MEAN NOTHING
So I show them the hard 'd' sound...
Ironically I believe,
If I get them to pronounce the the 't'
They'll understand me
You can't say 'ay'
Say 'oh'
Make your 'no' extend
don't break it off at the end
And you can 't hug your friend
They'll think you're gay
Do it this way
And I extend my hand
like a real man
then quickly back away.
-Gud morning
How are yew
find tamks and yew
No that's not right
you're too polite
just a 'morning' will do...
I shiver with the thought
of what I must teach you.
(TO BE CON'T)
