| TOW Underdog Gets Away |
| Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing make-up? Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribiani, actor slash model. Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribiani, man slash woman. |
| Ross: Well, I'm off to Carol's. Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her? Ross: Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. |
| Ross: Wow, you guys sure have alot of books about bein' a lesbian. Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. |
| Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom. |