 |
| TOW the Two Parts(Pt.1 & 2) |
| Ross: I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. He keeps erasing the messages on my machine "supposedly" by accident. Rachel: No, yeah, I've done that. Ross: And then, like, three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword. Rachel: I've never done that. |
|
| Chandler: Alright, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister. Joey: I'm sayin' I see a difference. Chandler: They're twins! Joey: I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's...hot! |
| Chandler: You know that thing, when you and I talk to each other about things? Joey: Yeah. Chandler: Let's not do that anymore. |
| Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that...she's really really cute. Ross: It doesn't matter. You don't dip your pen in the company ink. |
| Rachel: So, Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday? Phoebe: Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me. Rachel: Okay...Let me put it this way. Anything from Crabtree and Evelyn? |
| Carol: What that woman..did. I am not doin' that. It's just gonna have to stay in, that's all, everything will be the same, it'll just stay in. Ross: Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything's gonna be all right. Carol: Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it!! |
| Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys? Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit. |
| Rachel(as Monica): And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow? Monica(as Rachel): I used to wet my bed. Rachel(as Monica): I use my breasts to get other people's attention. Monica: We both do that! |
| Chandler: Okay, worse case scenario. Say you never feel like a father. Ross: Uh-huh. Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this. Ross: Do you have a point? Chandler: You know, you think I would. |
| Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart! |