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| TOW the Monkey |
| Ross: My friend, Bethel, rescued him from some lab. Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| Ross: Nah, I dunno...I think you reach a certain age when having a roommate is kinda pathe-...sorry, that's, that's, pathet, which is Sanskrit for "really cool way to live" |
| Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean, God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts!...Ooh. Did I just share too much? Ross: Just a smidge. |
| Ross: That thing? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home? Monica: I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. |