| TOW the Ick Factor |
| Chandler: Oh, come on tell me. I could use another reason why women won't look at me. Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were,... Phoebe: Doing it on this table. |
| Ross: I can't believe you two had sex in her dream. Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one-time-thing, I was drunk and I was somebody else's subconscious. |
| Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. |
| Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for? Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies? "Help, come quick, their still extinct" |
| Joey: How young is Young Ethan? Young? Monica: He's...our age. Chandler: When we were? |
| Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh God, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial. Ethan: I just had sex. |
| Monica: You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. I'm like those women you see with skinny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins. |
| Monica: You know, sometimes things just don't work out. Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym. |