| TOW the Blackout |
| Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot! |
| Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr. Monica: What? Chandler: I'm trppd...in an ATM vstbl....with Jll Gdcr! Monica: I have no idea what you just said. Chandler: Put Joey on the phone! Joey: What's up, man? Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl...with Jll Gdcr. Joey: Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
| Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (to himself): Gum would be perfection. Could have said gum would be nice or I'll have a stick, but no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself. |
| Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel? Paolo: No. Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel! |