Monica: Loosely translated "We should do this again" means "You will never see me naked".
Chandler: I'm smoking. I'm smoking, I'm smoking.
Joey(to Chandler): You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside.
Ross: A thumb?!
All: Eww!
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny hitch-hiker!
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop! How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it'd be talking too.
Ross: Okay, I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.
Monica: Hey, where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
TOW The Thumb
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