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| TOW Ross Finds Out |
| Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. Ya wanna work out? I can remake you. Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. But, if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home. |
| Monica: Five more and I'll flash you. Chandler: One..two...two and a half. Ok, just show me one of them. |
| Chandler: She's insane, the woman is insane. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. And, now they won't bring me my mail anymore. |
| Monica: Yo, Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes. Chandler: Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| Rachel: Oh, yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't...y'know, throw em' under a bus or something? |
| Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack". |
| Rachel(on the phone): Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that, um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat, who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. |
| Phoebe: How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? Joey: I can't find the remote. |