| TOW Rachel Finds Out |
| Monica: Ok, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns.... Phoebe: We got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew.. |
| Chandler: Men are here. Joey: We make fire, cook meat. Chandler: Then put out fire by peeing no get invited back. |
| Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me. Chandler: Crazy bitch. |
| Joey(to Ross): We want you to be happy. And I may only have a couple beers in me, but...I love you, man. Chandler: I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice. |
| Melanie(about Joey): There is a little child inside this man. Chandler: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die. |
| Monica: So, uh, Rach, uh...do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn...so, are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out? |