| TOW Phoebe's Husband |
| Monica: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking? Ross: You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental. |
| Monica: What I have I not told you? Phoebe: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace. |
| Monica: Oh, it's not big, not at all, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple. Phoebe: You have a third nipple? Chandler: You bitch. Ross: Whip it out, whip it out. |
| Chandler: Joey was in a porno movie. All: Huuh. Chandler: If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me. |
| Chandler: Why, yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. |