| TOW the Birth |
| Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby? Joey: I'm going to be in the waitin' room handing out cigars. Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50s |
| Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby. You don't stop for Chunky's. Chandler: I used to have that bumper sticker. |
| Monica: I want a baby. Chandler: Mmmm, not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow. |
| Monica: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? Chandler: Uh, uh. Monica: Well? Chandler: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! |
| Phoebe: Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben...to the rescue! |
| Susan: What do you see? Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait, yes, it is in fact a dark vent. |