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| TOW the Baby On The Bus |
| Monica: No, I didn't, I said kiwi-lime. That's what makes it so special. Ross: And that is what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi. |
| Monica: Is your tongue swelling up? Ross: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller. |
| Rachel: But, what about Phoebe? Terry: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around. |
| Ross: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun. |
| Chandler: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. |
| Chandler: Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus? Yes, I do realize that would be a very stupid character. |
| Joey: Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? |
| Rachel: Well, ya know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh! |
| Ross: Big boy, riding the bus--hey, I have a question. How come it says Property of Human Services on his butt? Chandler: Stay back, I've got kiwi. Run, Joey, Run! |