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| Phoebe: Ok, alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Rachel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Phoebe: Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back? Rachel: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair. Phoebe and Monica: Ohhhhhh. |
| Ross: And, uh, and then I kissed her. Joey: Tongue? Ross: Yeah. Joey: Cool. |
| Monica: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great? Ross: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my God, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw that away? Joey: You got all that from saline solution? |
| Monica: Ok, how about pilgrim Mockolate mousse? Phoebe: What makes it pilgrim? Monica: We'll put buckles on it. |
| Chandler(to Ross): Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight. |
| Rachel: Oh my god. Monica: "Oh my god" good? Rachel: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put that in my mouth. Phoebe: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like! |
| Chandler: Alright, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you? Phoebe: Yeah, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle. |