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| TOW After the Super Bowl Pts. 1&2 |
| Ross: I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel. Phoebe: I can see that cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin. Monica: And the fact that they're both monkeys. |
| Rachel: Oh, Ross, you had to. I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I have a Malibu Barbie that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding. Ross: Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your had, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it. Chandler: Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat...all of the sudded I have this big attitude problem. |
| Chandler: Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a back up plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon. |
| Chandler: Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love? What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who want to boff the maniac. |
| Joey(as Dr. Drake): Dammit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God. Ross: Well, there goes my whole belief system. |
| Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year. Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please, I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre? |
| Susie: How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over? Chandler: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it. |