| TOW Ross and Rachel...you know |
| Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Chandler: Well, they were chair shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild. |
| Monica: You've got to get back out there, it's your party. Richard: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists. Monica: You're an opthamologist. Richard: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sheriff. |
| Rachel: Monica. Ross: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name. |
| Ross: What, what? Rachel: I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like, woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry. |
| Ross: Oh, listen, have you ever been, uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'? Chandler: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. |
| Rachel: Oh, it's okay. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. Ross: You're not laughing. Rachel: This time it's not so funny. |