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| TOW the Evil Orthodontist |
| Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. Joey: No Way1 Mr. Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, the toughest snack there is. |
| Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? I'm right, right? Joey and Ross: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle. Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people. |
| Rachel: Y'know, it was, uh..it was actually really great. He took me to lunch at the Russian Tea Room, and I had that chicken, where y'know you poke it and all the butter squirts out.... |
| Monica: Rachel, What's going on? I mean isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? Joey: Duh, where have you been? |
| Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but like, when I'm cooking naked. Phoebe: You cook naked? Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal...nothing that splatters. |
| Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy. |
| Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? Monica: Why don't you just take it with you? Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee? |
| Barry(to Mindy): I swear, whatever I was doing, I was always thinking of you. Rachel: Please! During the second time you couldn't have picked her out of a line-up! |
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