TOW Old Yeller Dies
Monica: Alright, I've got a leg, three breasts and a wing.
Chandler: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Joey: Oh, hey, Monica, we've got a question.
Monica: Alright, for the billionth time, yes I see other women in the shower at the gym, and no I don't look.
Monica: Alright, where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
Joey: Yeah, right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
Joey: Oh, we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
Ross: Yeah, you really sidestepped that land mine.
Ross: What're you doing?
Rachel: Uh, I'm holding Ben.
Ross: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
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