| TOW the Lesbian Wedding |
| Carol: We're uh, we're getting married. Ross: As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married? |
| Joey: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever. |
| Phoebe: One of my clients died on the massage table today. Ross: Oh my god. Chandler: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get. |
| Mrs. Green: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello. Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument. |
| Monica: Alright, tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, Chicken breasts. Rachel: Oh god, I think I'm gonna be sick. Monica: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them. |
| Monica: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"? Rachel: Actually, what I think you said was, "don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen." |
| Monica: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry? Phoebe: Sir, no sir! |