| TOW Joey Moves Out |
| Joey: Man, this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years. |
| Joey: I was just in the bathroom and there's mirrors on both sides of you. So, when you're in there, it's like you're peein' with the Rockettes. Chandler: Wow, there's my fantasy come true. No, seriously. |
| Richard: How you doing? Monica: I'm a twinkie. Richard: Really. I'm a hero. |
| Mr. Geller: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city. Monica: Dad, I'm the twinkie. Mr. Geller: You're the twinkie? Richard: She's not a twinkie. |
| Monica: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me, ya know? And you even said yourself you've never seen Richard happier. Mr. Geller: When did I say that? Monica: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom. |
| Chandler: Your little men are going to get scored on more times than your sister. Joey: Woah, woah, woah, which sister? |