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| TOW the Fake Monica |
| Chandler: Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a wonder mop. Monica: That's me. |
| Rachel: Stop it! Marcel! Bad Monkey! Ross: What? Rachel? Let's just say that my Curious George doll is no longer curious. |
| Chandler: How about Joey...Pepponi? Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral. Chandler: Joey...Switzerland? |
| Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want and she doesn't have my mother. |
| Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think I'd remember that! Chandler: Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler On The Roof. |
| Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!..Thank you. |
| Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare. |
| Fake Monica: Monana? Monica: Yeah, it's Dutch. |
| Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity. Joey(to Chandler): Hey, he beat ya! |
| Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo? Chandler: I know that one...no, that's Popes into a Volkswagon. |
| Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. |
| Joey: Pheobe, what do you think a good stage name for me would be? Pheobe: ....Flame Boy |
| Monica: I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in. When I'm with her I am so much more than that. I'm-I'm Monana. |
| Joey: Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercurtio. Casting Director: Name? Joey: Holden McGroin. |