| TOW Russ |
| Joey: I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before. Monica: You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was. Phoebe: Although, you know what? you might want to consider wearing underwear next time. Yeah, cause when you sat down on your throne you could see your...royal subject. |
| Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff. |
| Phoebe: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme. Chandler: Hey, yeah...we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia. |
| Monica: But, I'm gonna be there...for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me. Phoebe: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free. |
| Chandler: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. I mean, the way I see it, is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas. |
| Russ: Dysprosium. Ross: Dysprosium? Try mendelevium. Chandler: And weenie number two has it. Unless, of course, nine down, Knights In White Satin was sung by the Doody Blues. |