| TOW Ross' New Girlfriend |
| Rachel: Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp. Chandler: Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs. |
| Rachel: Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? |
| Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was? Chandler: God? |
| Monica: Pheebs, you know what I'm thinking? Phoebe: Oh, ok. How it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if they've changed it? |
| Joey: Need some clothes altered? Chandler: No, no. I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means. Chandler: Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code? |
| Rachel: When I saw him get off that plane with her I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me. |