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| TOW Mr. Heckles Dies |
| Monica: So, how was Joan? Chandler: I broke up with her. Her ears, they were huge. When she sneezed,bats flew out of them. Rachel: Come on, they were not that huge. Chandler: I'm tellin' you, she leaned back, I could see her brain. |
| Phoebe: You name one woman that you broke up for a real reason. Chandler: Maureen Rosilla. Ross: Not hating Yanni is not a real reason. |
| Phoebe: Ok, it's very faint, but I can still sense him in the building. Go into the light, Mr. Heckles! |
| Ross: You uh, don't believe in gravity? Phoebe: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed. |
| Rachel: Have you ever seen so much crap? Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap. |
| Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well, that's excellent. |
| Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp. Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone. Rachel: Ok, you win. |