| TOW the Stoned Guy |
| Chandler: Can you see my nipples through this shirt? Rachel: No. But, don't worry, I'm sure they're still there. |
| Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises. |
| Monica: Is it better than the other salmon mousse? Joey: It's creamier. Monica: Yeah, well, is that better? Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, ya know? |
| Joey(to Ross): Well, if you can't talk dirty to me, how're you going to talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to caress my butt! |
| Phoebe: Oh! You have a window! Chandler: Yes Indeedy! With a beautiful view of.... Phoebe: Oh look! That guy's peeing! |
| Phoebe: In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie. Rachel: What? Phoebe: Smoked a joint? Ya know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja? Rachel: OK, OK, I'm with you, Cheech. OK. |