| TOW the East German Laundry Detergent |
| Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady. Chandler: Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that. |
| Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you. Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet. |
| Monica: Oh, God help us. Joey: What? Monica: Ugly naked guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww! |
| Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver and bam a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right? Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up. |
| Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me. |
| Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener? Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way. |
| Rachel: What's that? Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough. |
| Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants? Ross: Rach, have you never done this before? Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me, I'm a laundry virgin. |
| Joey: Oh, my god. Monica: What? Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling, but I'm not. |