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| TOW the Candy Hearts |
| Chandler: Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window. Joey: No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down. Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months! |
| Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex? "Was it good for you?" Monica: Yeah, well, I'll take a little crying any day over Howard the "I win" guy. "I win, I win" I went out with the guy for two months- I didn't get to win once. |
| Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual? Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us. Rachel: Or? Phoebe: Or..or we can chant and dance around naked, you know, with sticks. Monica: Burning's good. Rachel: Burning's good. I got stuff to burn. |
| Joey: She said she wants to slather my body with stuff and then lick it off. I'm not even sure what slathering is, but I definitely want to be part of it. |
| Ross: I'm just saying if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half. |
| Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. |