| TOW the Boobies |
| Chandler: Rachel, wait, wait. Rachel: No, you wait! This is ridiculous! Chandler: Can I just say one thing? Rachel: What? What?! Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your...nipular area. Rachel: Oh! |
| Ross: You what? wh- What were you doing seeing her boobies? Chandler: It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. |
| Ross: Alright, alright. We're all adults here, there's only one way to resolve this. Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're gonna have to show her your peepee. Chandler: Y'know, I don't see that happening. Rachel: C'mon, he's right. Tit for tat. Chandler: Well, I'm not showing you my "tat". |
| Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty year old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom. |