I thought I had everybody on my side,
but I went and blew it all sky high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance.
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down.
Spongebob turned into a clown
and no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse.
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns.
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget.
So listen and you won't regret.
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance,
and you won't end up like a fool who ripped his paaaaaaaants.