Vamp: �I�m a rat. I�m a lab rat just like the others.�
Spike: �And they are? The government, a major cosmetics company?�
Spike: �The Slayer! I knew it!�
Spike: �I always worried what would happen when that bitch got some funding.�
Spike: � I�ll take �er apart. I don�t care how brilliant she is.�
Buffy to Prof Walsh: �You know for someone who teaches human behaviour, you might try showing some.�
Spike: �Sorry can�t stay. Gotta go see a girl.�
Vamp: �Let me out!�
Spike: �Bit busy right now.�
Spike to Vamp: �New plan, we split up.� Throws Vamp to soldiers and escapes.
Harmony: �Spike? Spike is that really you?�
Spike: �It�s me baby. Your man is back.�
Harmony: �Bastard! You dumped me and staked me and hurt me and left me��
Spike: �I know sugar but you�re forgetting one other thing I did. I missed you.�
Harmony: � Just don�t ever do that to me again.�
Spike: �Ooh never my little foam latte. Your blondie bear is here to stay.�
Spike: �Forever and ever mon petite cr�me brulee.�
Harmony: �Ooh Italian.�
Spike: Ah yeah, and get used to it. Big daddy�s home. We�re going to go where you want, do what you want, kill whoever you want. Startin with the Slayer. And after that, it�s all you and me. My little mentholated pack of smokes.�
Willow to Riley: � And remember if you hurt her I�ll beat you to death with a shovel.�
Spike: �Hello gorgeous.�
Buffy: �It�s a free campus. Who died and made you John Wayne?�
Willow: �Spike! What do you want? A spell? I can do that.�
Spike: �I�ll give you a choice. Now I�m gonna kill you no choice in that, but I can let you stay dead or bring you back.�
Willow: �I�ll scream.�
Spike: �Bonus.�
Spike: �I don�t understand. This sort of thing�s never happened to me before.�
Willow: �Maybe you were nervous.�
Spike: � I felt alright when we started. Let�s try again.�
Tries to bite but can�t.
Spike: �Dammit!�
Willow: �Maybe you�re trying too hard. Doesn�t this happen to every vampire?�
Spike: �Not to me it doesn�t.�
Willow: �It�s me isn�t it?
Spike: �What are you talking about?�
Willow: �Well you came here for Buffy and you settled. You didn�t want to bite me I just happened to be around. I know I�m not the kind of girl vampires like to sink their teeth into. It�s always like ooh you�re like a sister to me or oh you�re such a good friend.�
Spike: �Don�t be ridiculous. I�d bite you in a heartbeat.�
Willow: �Really?�
Spike: �Thought about it.�
Willow: �When?�
Spike: �Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number, with the lilac underneath.�
Willow: � I never would�ve guessed, you played the blood lust kind of cool.�
Spike: �Mmm, I hate being obvious, all fangy and grrr. Takes the mystery out.�
Willow: �But if you could?�
Spike: �If I could.�
Willow: �You know this doesn�t make you any less terrifying.�
Spike: �Ohhhhh Don�t patronise me.�
Spike: �I�m only a hundred and twenty six.�
Willow: �You�re being too hard on yourself. Why don�t we wait a half hour and try again.�