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| Pandas: Pandas are 100 million years ahead of humans, but they pretend to be stupid. They encourage humans to eat the mountains to stop the dying out. For every person that doesn't eat a mountain, One panda dies, whcich is why there are few pandas and few mountain eaters. |
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| Giraffes: Giraffes were once thought to be saf harmless animals, but not any more! They store tiny machine guns in their atennea, and have black tongues showing theur evilness. The theory is that one unsuspecting day, Giraffes will take over the world. So be warned-NEVER trust a giraffe. If this does happen, be sure to find a chainsaw and chop their legs off. |
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| Chimps: Chimps are indeed very stupid. Sometimes they eat their own crap as Alfie has discovered at a Chimp zoo.Many chimps tend to fly around in spearmint flavoured Jets, and they can grow bananas twice their own height. |
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