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Shontom & Tibes'
WEDWINK
DO NOT COPY ANY GRAPHICS! IT ABUSES DA COPYRIGHT LAW.  I BROWSE WEBSITES, AND IF MEW STEAL ANY FROM DIS PAGE AND/OR  ANY OFUR PAGES IN SHONTOM'S WORLD, I'LL FIND OUT AND DO SOMETING PRETTY BAD!
Shontom: Tibes, isn't my shirt kinda tacky?
Tibes: No deary, it's just find.  Welcome all da guests, pwease! Dere coming on to dis page wike rockets!
Shontom: Hewo effury one, on da page or wooking at it on mewr catputer.
Tibes: Pwease grab a bite to eat or get sumting to dwink, we don't want our guests to be starving during da wedwink, now do we?
Shontom: Oh of course not.
Tibes: Oh, Shontom dearie, it's not a question, just a type uff talk.  A little expression.
Shontom: Oh...Heh Heh...Dat's right. *sigh..*
Tibes: I heard dat...Aren't mew happy? Mewr making me wast my time dear, I need to talk to da guests.
Tibes: Ok effuryone, it's just dat dere's no cake. Why? Were no-
Shontom: Oh, and MEWR acting wike mewr da host uff our wedwink.  Who's da second wedwinker here?
Tibes: Mew.
Shontom: Dat's wright, so wet's do dis togefer.
Tibes: Fine den, first let me carry on...
Tibes: Anyways, dats because we're not ready yet.
Shontom: Now, just walk up to da snack table and get a bite to eat.
Mewsic Pwaying: Rose - Titanic
Ability to View Dis Page hasNow, Officlaly EXPIRED. For all cats.  Tibes and Shontom does NOT = Luff anymore.
What we were Saying at da Wedwink:
             Chelsea                                                      Tibes
Rememfur my old term, "Shontom + Tibes = Luff?" Well, dat's no longer my term.  It is Shontom + Chelsea = Luff. It all started when I was visiting earf wike I always do, and just barley getting time at Rainbow Bridge, I was checkin' out da klub I was in, Fat is Fun by Troubie, and i'm on da Fat is Fun memorial page.  I was wookin' around, I said, "Gee, I iz starvin'!" and wooked at were I was, and as I scrolled down to cwick on me name & picfur, and a new memfur had passed away.  Her name was Chelsea. She wooked wike a purebred calico; and I tink she was.  I wooked at her page. Den mine.  A cat I knew frum Da Agency named Bandit signed my memorial book.  He said Chelsea was his sisfur and I could be wink-winks wif her.  I e-mewed him; he e-mewed back; I asked my also dead wink-wink to dump me, she said no,
Den I wittle later yes. I'm no longer a King,
My bro Dylin is.  He wedwinked wif Tibes, and I
married Chelsea.  And dat's da story.
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