Welcome to the Cat Speak Learning Page! this page is in human launguage.
Of Cat Speak Learning!
You humans or cats who don't know cat speak or a little cat stuff, this is the place for you! This is well known as Cat Speak 101! Continue to cat speak NOW.....

Here's the speak:
In cat, it goes like this....
Mew means You
Dis means This
Dat means That
Fur means For (And sometimes animal fur.)

Iz means Is
Purrounded means Surrounded
Purrounding means Surrounding
Bwidge means Bridge
Luff or Wuv mean Love
Wink-Wink is a cat's wife/husband
Purrat means Great
Furprise means Surprise
Furprised means Surprised
Effury means Every
Pway means Play
Ofurr means Over
Mewr means Your


Male cats use words that are NOt listed here sometimes.  Figure them out for yourself.


Now, learn what Cat money is:
Tunas! yes, tunas.  It may fool you, but cats' don't eat this kind of tuna.  Many cats may not know the secret, but:
Inside this weird-looking tuna can is protected money.  You don't always have to pay for stuff, and this used on the computer isn't real, you just get it not paying REAL money.  In real life, just pay your tunas with secret money inside.  Telling this to a cat who doesn't know about it may think it's yummy if you don't include, "it's money for cats."
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