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McDonald's Drive-thru's in the morning:

Have you ever gone through a McDonald's Drive-thru in the morning to get yourself a little nourishment and drive up to the window only to have the bitch glare at you, ignore you for 10 minutes then throw your bag of goodies in your face? If you are going to be up that fuckin' early to serve breakfast with a smile, then you damn well should do it then!!! Acknowledge me, say hi to me, gimme a friendly grin, give me my shit in 2 minutes or less and let me get the hell outta there!!!

Drivers NOT using their blinkers when turning .. right OR left:

Ok .. what's up with that bullshit? They are on your car for a reason ..
what are ya, stupid or just plain suicidal???

The video store not having the movie I want to watch in stock:

Sheesh, that absolutely pisses me off to no end!!! Hello??? If it's that popular, get 20 copies of it, assholes! When you only order 6 to have in stock, guess what? I ain't exactly an early person so, I lose out .. and I don't like that much!

Living in small town, USA WITHOUT a Taco Bell in sight:

Dammit! My favorite place for fine dining and my town is too small to accommodate! Would it hurt to put one in so I don't have to drive 15 friggin' miles to the closest convenient location to satisfy my screaming taste buds? OMG .. kill me now!

Hospital Etiquette, OR otherwise known as "Excuse me, Nurse Ratchett ..
my pain medication drip is NOT plugged in .. I'M IN AGONY!":

Yes, this actually happened to me .. the tube that attached itself to the machine had come loose and all my good, precious Morphine was spilling onto the floor! Besides me realizing that my pain WASN'T subsiding, I stepped off the hospital bed to .. well, relieve my aching bladder, and my bare foot stepped into something cold and wet! Aw, FUCK .. there it was! If I was able to lay down on the floor and lick it up like a lap dog, I could have gotten my money's worth!!