| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Man : I hate Paying Taxes. Lady : A good citizen should pay his taxes with a smile. Man : I tried that but they insisted on money. � Santa: That cow is a lovely colour. Farmer: Yes ,it's a jersey. Santa: Oh, I thought it was its skin !. � While taking the interview the Employer asked the candidate, " How long did you work during your last job." Candidate said 30 years. The employer asked What�s your age? The reply was 20. The employer was surprised and asked the candidate that how it is possible that you are 20 and have a experience of 30 years. The reply was Overtime. . � HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.. � HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!. � HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why, are you leaving?. � HE: Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! . � A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?". � A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?"asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire". � A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine". |
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