| Boyfriend Checklist |
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| <------ Bebo Norman, a.k.a. "man who flusters women" Perfect husband material... Does he really exist? It can't be! |
| Above: someone we like to call "Jake Fitch" Cookie cutter mold of all things artificially MTV Spring Break. I think I'll pass... |
| Boyfriend checklist: -Opens doors for women -Waits till you get inside your front door before they drive away (speaking from experience here... this one's important!) -Doesn't spit in front of women (he can swallow it like everyone else). -Wears deoderant -Must be a Christian -Must appreciate music -One that showers occasionally would be nice -Isn't madly in love with Britney Spears -Likes to cuddle -Has a good relationship with his parents -Can put up with my meaningless chatter about music, Star Wars, and my endless struggle to try to name all the members of bands -Doesn't take this list seriously |
| Sting -------> Oh wait, he's married... |
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