bigsister

this part of my website is designed specifically for all those younger siblings out there who are tired of all the injustice and oppression we receive from our older siblings. they mean well.. or do they?

Top 3 reasons why older siblings can suck:
3) They turn 16, 18, and 21 before you do. Nuff said.
2) Your parents took more pictures and videos of them, because once you came along they were too busy trying to raise one more kid.
1) They're (ususally) bigger than you, therefore forcing the younger sister to resort to using kicking techniques to ward them off, which in turn gets the younger in trouble with the parental units.

Top 3 reasons why older siblings are beneficial:
3) They turn 16, 18, and 21 before you do, therefore you can learn from their experiences.
2) Your parents took more pictures and videos of them, which meant more embarrassing and incriminating photos of them for the parents to bring out and show their boyfriend.
1) They're (usually) bigger than you, which means they can scare away skanky girls trying to pick a fight in the Fiesta Square parking lot!

So I think we can safely conclude that having a big sister or big brother isn't so bad. Even though they beat us up, blame stuff on us (unless we get lucky and they blame it on the dog), and find immense joy in our being punished by our parents, it's safe to admit that they add a little flavor to life. They're nice to have around for those Fiesta Square moments. And besides, who else are you gonna hang out with at the family reunions?