Things People Said at Brown That Amused Me to a Very Large Extent
"Did you just say what I think you said? Say COMMUNISTIC, you big poop!" --Vicky
"You KNOW you wanna come outside with me...come on, please? I'll give you a quarter..." --Julia
"F**k that S**t!!" --Mikki
"You LOVE me!!" --Dana
"Do you have any idea how much studying I have to do tonight? I'm gonna go study. *5 minute time-lapse* So, what movie are you guys watching?" --Tori
"I'm NOT GAY!!!" --Joey
"Argh! My mom thinks I'm a lesbian!!" --Gena
"He's definitely aesthetically pleasing..." --Vicky
"Let's play RUGBY!!" --Alex, Adam, & Caroline
"No, let's play soccer!" --Mikki
"FRISBEE, damnit!!!" --everyone else
"Mommy! Daddy!" --AJ
"No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the *insert fun event here* with you guys; I have 93 more problems to do tonight. God, my teacher's such an asshole!" --Caroline (and basically everyone taking calc too)
"Alright, who's coming to the mall with me?" --Mikki
"He's such a bastard!" --Julia
"I want to have his babies." --Dana
"I should run. I need to run. Let's run. *doesn't run* Damn, I shoulda run..." --Tori
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