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| The terrorist weather machine |
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| I don't want to alarm anyone, but recent events in the United States led S.T.U.P.I.D. to do some research on rumored terrorist weather machine. Unfortunately it turrns out they have it. They could even use it in your area! We've even secured the blueprints, it's really pretty ingenious. Like I said I don't want to alarm anyone, but the looting might start soon in your home town, so don't be suprised! |
| We live in a crazy world and ShmunkCo is concerned for our customers welfare and safety, so we've set up several programs to help you. One of our more recent programs is Shmunky Terrorist Under Private Investigation Department. It monitors terrorist activity all over the world. |