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| Miller Quotes! Miller gets his own section because a vast majority of these quotes are from him, I pick most of them up in his class. The most recent are closest to the top. "That's it, I quit. Go!" "I need to teach in these last ten minutes or I don't get paid!" "My wife doesn't play with me anymore." "I can't talk when I'm being interrupted!" "People either hate it, or they don't like it." "...and now I have a great big round mark on my bottom." "It boggles my mind... what little mind I have." "I quit." "Take home tests? I meant in class essays." "I'm disappointed... and amused." "...frogs and fish and lights all right off the deck!" "I can't teach, my bead is frozen." ~me~ "So basically the less work you have to do the higher our grade? ~Miller~ "Exactly." "(Motioning as if squeezing something) Alright, enough about my utters!" ~Miller~ "...half purple, half yellow, and half white depending on your turnip." ~Bob~ "Three halves, Miller?" "My wife would leave me for John LeClaire." "...just keep coat hangers out of this." Horner Quotes Horner again gets his own section, but unfortunately, these quotes won't relay the true hilarity of this man, but for those that were there to hear them these should spark some wonderful memories. "Yelling at all of you is a lot of work, so instead I'm just going to single one of you out!" "Look at me! I'm perspiring!" "Man, yelling is a lot of work. I'm sweating." "I need to gather my emotions." "This is not about you two! This is about opening our arms and welcoming Russ to the class, not about you putting your arms around Bogan so Jon, let go of him. We are now welcoming Russ because Russ is a new member to this congregation and we need to assimilate him as we do all other students. This isn't about Jon and Bogan, this is about the class and Russ." "...if you ever learn to read and then can figure out the label." "YOU'RE LATE!" "No, we're going from left to right, just like the English language we read from left to right." "That's the reason I want Leslie to read it, because she doesn't want to." "WOW!" "Shut-up Viraj!" "I got beat up when I played varsity football." "Oh my gosh it's over." "Did you even smell the clothes before taking them?" Liza Quotes A never ending well of dumb... "So why did America team up with Germany [in WWI]?" *eating an airhead* "Can you decrease the grades?" "You're giving me a headache!" "(referring to Amanda) ...the biggest ditz of all is making fun of me!" "What?" "What's the name of this time period?" "What was Al Gore before running for president?" IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD A QUOTE, COMMENT IN THE GUESTBOOK. -Yea, so I went to the dentist the other day, and the guys like "okay now, take a seat, and get ready for the drill" -So I am thinkin to myself like, ca'mon man you don't need to be not doing this, I mean what we talkin about here? -While im chillin this "dentist" which does have the title of doctor is steppin up onto my front - So I's be saying "Aight man, the dude abides" - And this crazy sphang is like now ill my putting this on your face "FROM A FAMOUS MAN" |
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