-Gillian goes to get a piece of bread from a plastic bag, meanwhile Greg stands bye watch, Gillian- "Greg is this a prop?", Buchak -"No", Gillian takes a piece of bread and eats it, at that instant!!!!!
Buchak- "Thats a prop!" (said in smug trickfullness). Gillian walks away in disgust of the horrible attemp at a joke
-Premise : Viraj and Buchak hanging in the make-up room with snapples. Jorge walks hiding a coke in his right hand looking shady
-Viraj- "Yo Jorge, its chill you can drink in this room"
-Jorge looks but does not respond
-Buchak- "Your drink is chill"
-Viraj- "Yea, Judy is really good at staying in character on stage and is very cool"
-Buchak- "You should marry her"
-Viraj- (Pause)......................................................nah.
-Premise- Viraj, Brian, Sarah, Buchak and Mani talk in a circle backstage.
-Brian- "You're racist, hey I'm asian!"
-Mani- "What about me and Viraj, we are asian right?"
-Brian- "Yea, you guys are asian"
-Buchak- "See we are all minorities in our circle"
-Viraj- "Yea, Brian is asian, Mani is asian, Sarah is jewish, I am asian and greg is a pervert"
-Sarah- "I don't think perverts are a minority" (implying they could be a majority"
-Premise- Viraj, Johnny K, Greg talking about war on Iraq
-Viraj- "Yea maybe we should just start a crusade against all muslims, we could destroy the religion"
-John- "Hey, thats a good idea, ill join that club"
-Greg- "Yea, ill join"
-Premise- next day, recalling the conversation from the previous night
-Viraj- "Yea, I was thinking about that Crusade, and umm yea i don't think its a good idea, i feel guilty even saying that"
-John- "yea i agree, somehow i don't think the muslim population would be happy about a complete crusade against them"