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| February 18, 2002 While proceding down a flight of stairs, Senator DoddLaroy Tyrone Kontasky injured his left ankle. The initial prognosis for the injury was just a minor sprain but an MRI scan show that atrophy had built in the ankle area over the last few years which will now require a type of surgery which will remove his excess "material" in both of his ankles. The senator has decided to resign, and start a new life, Kontasky, "I was first stunned by my gargantuan ankles but know I realize this was a message from up above, and know I can fulfill my dream to be a librarian at a local highschool." The senator went on about how since his childhood he had a craving to be a librarian. Kontasky, "I just imagined what it would be like to tell kids to shut their traps and boot kids from the library." February 28, 2002 Ever wonder where that guy Neuman (Wayne Knight) went? Well so have thousands of other people in the United States. Logically, one would think that Neuman would have started his own sitcom like his other Seinfeld Alumni's but apparently not. Unless Neuman started his own sitcom and it went off the air in a day cause of low ratings, the possibility is pretty much eliminated. Well after hundreds of tests including: DNA, Physical, Personal traits (check for being extremely irratating) there has been a true finding. It seems that Wayne Knight has retired from the spotlight and started a new life as a librarian. Well, your probably wondering why the @#$% he would want to be a librarian. So we asked him and here is his response, Knight, "Well, tell you the truth I couldn't handle the whole show biz thing, I mean it was fun while it lasted and I loved messing around with Russ, I mean those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, but I think yelling at kids at the library and keeping a low profile is best for me." Its seems as if many people are tempted to go up and ask Neuman for an autograph but there are afraid of the mean wraith or even racism that might follow. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. This page is dedicated for academic work only. Academic work can only be found on this page. On this page can be found academic work. No graphic games are on this page. This page has no graphic games. Games that are graphic are NOT on this page. Remember this page is dedicated for academic page only. BERGER ROCKS MY WORLD. |