| RETARDED KIDS SURE ACT WEIRD! whoknows.avi |
| A review of what could possibly be the best movie known to man (Evan made me do it) |
| By : Sam Basitda |
| There comes a time in every mans life when he wonders why the fuck he is still around. (And there comes a time when we all wonder why this website is still around.) and we wonder why we are living. Well I think i have discovered my reason for living. Like joey lived for his friend (maybe girlfriend :-/ ) po. I have found somthing to keep me interested for at least an hour tonight while megan does homework. I present to you what i believe is the best movie ever: whoknows.avi |
| So i was aim haxoring one night, and I to be honest i dont remember why i ended up finding what i found. Previous memory expierences tell me that i most likely went to www.goto.com and typed in "retarded kids" just to see what would come up, or perhaps i hit a link off of x-entertainment. in either case i ended up on the page www.starterupsteve.com and found his 'stupid crap don't look section' Thats when i saw it, in all its glory a link to a movie titled "retarded kids sure act weird" i opened it waiting to see what i could find... From the first moment i knew this was a classic, I saw a slightly overweight child dancing on a bed and hitting himself in the chest making fatring noises and singing "do woo woo woo, do woo woo woo" It couldn't get better. But it did, almost instantly i was introduced to our second character, the kid with no shirt. He was sitting in his bed room sort-of break dancing to look at me. but he left so fast. too fast for me to understand. the fat kid staired at me for a little while while standing next to a trombone, then it started....the talking.... The skinny kid decided to have a seizure on his bed and make the most incohearnt sounds ever, I thought "wow, he could never make a sound like that again, even if he tried, its just too insane" MEEAHHA MAA MAEAA MOOSHAMEEEEEEE!" screamed the half naked child! |
| Then it happend.... the teeth...... AGAIN!!!! shouted the kid his teeth looked like nickcabatangins 'blast-o-butter' puss nuggets only they were screaming at me. I think this is about the point where i realized this is about the most insane moive i have ever seen. The kid continued having seizures, and creepd up on me by hiding under his bed and yelling more inchoearnt words at me. |
| I have watched this movie around 75 times and i have studied some of the kids words to the point where i can aucutly understand them: my favorite quotes are : UNDER THE BED , AGAIN, ITS MYYYYYYY CANNNNNNN!! HESE NOT CHARLES JONSON! hey.. whats that up your cheek? NOT, YOU TYRANOSARUS WHAT A SMELL WOOF..........???i gota go to the drugstore?? possibly ??i have friends at the toystore?? were not realy sure. either way it wouldnt make sence. the rest is a fucking mystery |
| I could never in writing or anyother form of expression descirbe this movie well enough. even if you see it you will not understand it, im not sure anyone can. my personal theorys on the existance of this movie are as follows: -Two kids with mental problems are given a camera and locked in a room to do whatever they want. -Two hyper-active children expirement with LSD and Speed and invent their own language and modern dance -This movie makes complete sence im just too damn old to get it. it could be any of these even somthing more insane, maybe they were brainwashed by pee wee herman to be his slaves and speek like him. who knows...... like the title? whoknows.avi |
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| My favorite moments were when the kid jumps on the bed and hits his head. or quite possibly when the fat kid stairs at the camera for about 10 seconds, barks and runs out the door with a suitcase. Its scary cause it realy seems to make sence to him. |