| The opinions of Cindy Brady... and the wonders of the lisp |
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| Many a person has ridiculed this little scamp... and why? Because she is 'the youngest one in curls'? Well, let me tell you, for those of us with a lisp, Cindy here has been nothing but an inspiration. Imagine life in the year... say... 1992, a young girl, let's call her... I dunno, Megan? All right... Megan. Well, little Megan has a lisp. Going into the second grade is a terrifying expiriance, and all the kids laugh at the things they don't understand. WHY? Kids can be so cruel... well, back on subject. Sitting home one day, faking sick to stay away from the mean children, little Megan turns on the TV only to stumble upon an interesting TV show... the Brady Bunch. They may have been reruns folks, it didn't matter. Anyways, on this show a little blond girl walks in carrying her dolly. Sure, the kid is |
| annoyingly cute to no extent, but that can't be helped, they are reruns... remember? Megan waits for the girl to say her lines, almost asleep and hurting... on the inside that is. The little girl speaks and Megan's ears perk up... what's this, a lisp? Could it be? Does this little child star suffer the same fate as poor Megan, but succeed with it? And with this information in mind, little Megan appreciates her lisp and gets an agent! Now you see, what about all those other little girls and boys out there with lisps? Hm? WHAT ABOUT THEM? I, myself, have considered a foundation. Hey, if OJ Simpson can do it, so can I! Now, we have discussed the lisp, and that was the major point at which I wanted to get across. But Cindy Brady in herself is a wonder. Look at that face? You can only have one of two reactions from it... 1) awww, that little girl is so adorable, or 2) AHHHHHHHHHHH That little girl scares the crap out of me, MOMMY!!!!! So you see, this makes Cindy special. |
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| Cindy is the character on The Brady Bunch who grew up the most on camera, and although Jan, her slightly bitter older sister, was always complaining, this girl always made the best of her situation. Unlike the problem child, Jan. Cindy may not have ever had 'dates' but what little girl likes boys anyway? They have cooties! (Personally I still think they do, but that's just me!) So, because Cindy was such a strong character, the evil sisters Marcia and Jan didn't get in her way much, that is, until a wide aray of teenage boys started watching the show to watch their favorite of the two slutty Brady Sisters! Damn those boys and their cooties! |
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| In my humble opinion, Cindy always was the best... so let's forget about those other sisters. What? There are other sisters? In my Brady world there will always be 4 Brady children. Who needs more? Those blue eyes, that alarmingly blond hair, don't resist. I know you want to break out into song and dance to celebrate the creation that was Cindy Brady. And you shouldn't be ashamed. I too want to do those things. Keep your composure. One day my Messiah, Cindt Brady, will come and save us all! ONE DAY FELLOW FOLLOWERS! ONE DAY!!! (cackles all evil-like) No need to be scared of me, I'm just a girl, with a love for Cindy Brady... and too much time on my hands. |
| Composed by Tabitha |