bunghole

Bunghole in one.
Adventure to the mall

Well its still Saturday all most of my friends are still gone, I guess the into to this is kinda like a part 2 to the intro to the shirt article? Well except for Joey. Joey got off work at 5 and wanted to go hang out. He said he wanted to go to the mall...why the mall, He said they sell cds for cheaper there, so sure why not. I don't hate the mall, not that much at least. But I am glad I went to the mall, Because if I didn't I would have never seen it.......but i'm getting to that
The first store we walked into was that electronic boutique, you know one of those computer game stores where every employee is over 30 and still lives with his mom. You see, Joey and I have a new theory when it comes to buying computer games, always check the discount section first. You never know what the hell you're going to find, usualy games that were hyped beyond anyone buying them. But this game wasn't like that this game was more than that. I remember when i first layed eyes on it. Joey shouted "OH SHIT BUNGHOLE IN ONE!" and then I saw it... I saw a computer game box where beavis and butthead where dressed in old 1950's golf clothes. and printed on it proudly were the words 'Bunghole in one'
Now let me get this straight. I like beavis and butthead alot but I never realy got into the show that much when it was on, I mean the only time I saw the movie was last year when they played it on mtv.
But This game had somthing about it that screamed "buy me just for the humor of owning me"
I had fifteen bucks in my pocket and the sticker on the box said $9.99 The name was just too funny.
I had to have it.

By Sam Bastida

So went home and installed it. I couldn't wait to play it, the anticipation was building up
First order of buisness, choose a character
I chose beavis. I mean, I love beavis The guy has the energy of a crack addict, the mind of a 5 year year old with ADD and the attitude of a shy wanabee who gets pushed around by butthead.
So I clicked on beavis and was suprised to hear my computer yell "TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE"
This just kept getting better and better.
I didn't realy know what to expect from the game other than it had to to with golf in some twisted way.
Let me tell you know. I hate golf. I don't understand it in any goddamn way, When I was about 10 years old my Grandpa took me out to the range on a day when it was about 160 degrees outside and I wanted to kill the man. I started thinking maybe buying this game wasn't such a good idea. The the gameplay started. It was MINI golf!!!! I was so happy, before me on the screen I saw beavis holding a golf club and trying to hit this ball into a hole in his couch. This was insane and wonderfull at the same time.
The game had 18 holes and they were all totoaly crazy, a volcano made of nacho cheese, 'wood'shop and the best of all "cornholeio's world" giant rolls of toilet paper surrounded by cups of coffie. Some of the levels were harder than othesr though, It took me 26 hits to get the damn ball in the hole on the cornholieo level and when I finaly did beavis said "they make this too hard and stuff"
I finaly finished the game. with a score of 87
It seemed like it was over so fast though. Could I have allready gone though 18 holes in what seemed like half an hour? I was heart broken, this game had almost no replay value. Every character was the same exactly the same they just looked different and had different one-liners and I allredy played all the levels. This got old fast.
So I leave you with these words of advice. Bunghole In one is a great game With no replay value. I suggest this game to anyone with 10 bucks, or anyone who is good at stealing.