For a good five months of my life I was deeply depressed, the physicain told me I might need a friend. I thought to myself a friend hmmmm.....I had really never had one until this one day when he walked into my life. Thats right Po the little cute teletubby. Who knew that such a famous star could become one of my best friends. We did everything together. He came to lunch with me and even slept with me. My mom said it was alright because Po was not really a girl, or as far as she knew she wasnt. As I left for school in the morning Po would wipe a tear from her eye and ride off to work on her scooter. Then she would usually come home from work around five or six. If she had a rough day we would usually go for a late night scooter ride to calm her down. As we came just close enough to the house were my parents still could not see us she would slip me some tounge. I could really never figure out if Po was a girl or a boy but who cares...I mean really whats the difference? My life was finally getting back on track I could actually sleep in my bed without wetting the sheets and I could actually go poo poo by myself I did not need to take 500 laxatives just to poop. Just as I thought things could not get any better Po and I where heading off to Washington, Po did not like plane rides at all so she screamed very loud on the take off and landings. We spent a magical two days and nights together before the unsuspected event accoured. Po WAS MURDERED! This was a sad event former friend Ross Traver was playing with Po when he said "Hey Joey catch" he threw Po up and far over a boat. Po was screaming "MAAAAAAAAAAA" when he hit the ocean floor head first might I add. My heart sank, I pooped my pants, I wanted to kill Ross I could hear the little kid laughing, I could hear Po screaming for me. Our tour guide would not let me go get him he said the ocean was to strong and I would get sucked in too. After Po's death I never recovered this is a before and after pic of me---->
Down below is a picture of the MURDER ROSS and Me and Po mintues before the Murder. Up above I am sporting the Po rememberance necklace I have been wearing for a year straight now. As you can see Ross is wearing a Dipsy one the reason is I KILLED DISPY YA!!!!!!!! |
