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| To your left you will see a lovely house, this house is located in Hawaii and you'll never guess the owner... that's right! The impecable Charo! This super star not only has such a lavish house in her possession but she also rents it out to people wanting to expiraince the rich and famous life for a weekend. Anyone wanna give Charo a call? Yeah... me too. |
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| Only Charo would deck out such a cuddly creature as the chihuahua in a lavish tuxedo. Oh Charo... you're my soul mate. |
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| Charo is a very special woman. In fact she is one of the first real latino artists along with people like Gloris Estifan. Or however you spell her name... dude... if she were half as important as Charo she would only have to go by Gloria! Charo ranks way up there in Diva-hood with the ranks of Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, Amanda, and Mandy Moore... someday though... this ol' gal will make a stunning comeback. With all that talent how could she go wrong? (please refer back to the chihuahua if this question confuses you) |
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| Oh Charo... it saddens me that you will probably never see the resemblance that I do... in fact... I have to squingt to see it so maybe you just won't even notice... but heck... deep down in my heart I know that you and I are mean to be... So here is my Christmas list: - a kicky red acoustic guitar... like Charo's! - a hair dye kit so I can be a 'natural' strawberry blond... like Charo! - enough makeup to make me look famous... like Charo! - a chance to be on the Love Boat and not speak very good English... I've been practicing... so I can be like Charo! - and the chance to get Vicki's autograph... she went to the same high school as me and lived in the same city I live in... my Mom knows her brother. Vicki Stubing's brother! I want an autograph... does she know Charo? |
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| Thanks for reading this far you pathetoic piece of loserly trash... I'm so proud of you :) -Megs |
| UPDATE: SEE CHARO IN HER NEW SPRINT COMMERCIAL ON TV'S NOW!!! |
| I don't care if you liked this article or if you think it is a major waste of both your and my time... when you have 24 free hours you tell me something constructive you did with a stick of dental gum and some plastic cups... ok? OK? |