Episode 16: Pa Pa Ra Pa Pa Ra Pa Optimistic Shiro Bon"
By: Sakaki (Michael Jokoh)
Black: So we need you to do something to the b-da fighting forces to make them easier to beat.
Guy: I am the right person for this.
Black: They are tough kids so watch yourself.
Guy: How tough are they?
(Then Brown runs in and he is in an obvious panic.)
Black: Report!
Brown: B...B...B...
Black: Spit it out man!
Brown: Blue is dead sir.
Black: WHAT?!
Brown: I saw it with my own eyes. I hid while he battled the Blue Braver and he was killed in the fight.
(Black pounds his fist on the table.)
Black: Do you see what I mean?!?
Guy: Hmm it seems I'll have to pull out all the stops on this one.
Black: I don't care about what you have to do just do it!
(The guy leaves and Black shakes his head.)
Black: He said he has the power to stop them but does he really?
(Meanwhile at Akira's house, Shiro is relaxing when Akira walks up to him.)
Akira: Shirobon?
Shiro: What little buddy?
Akira: I have lots of homework to do..
Shiro: So?
Akira: I was wondering if you could clean the basement for me.
Shiro: Do you REALLY have homework this time?
Akira(Saluting.): Scouts honor!
Shiro(Getting up.): Fine.
(Once Shiro is out of view Akira snickers.)
Akira: I got him again! Now to..
(Then he sees his mother glaring angrily at him.)
Akira: Do my homework.
(He goes upstairs.)
Akira's mom: Boys will be boys, and that's why mothers have to be mothers.
(Shiro walks into the dark basement and stumbles around to get the lights, and He knocks the light out by accident instead.)
Shiro: Drat. Now I'm going to have to find another bulb.
(Meanwhile the trench coat top hat guy is standing on a building in B-da city.)
Guy: Now to spread my evil!
(He lifts a solitary finger and the sunny weather suddenly turns menacing, and just as this is happening Shiro trips in the darkness and falls into the hole in the basement.)
Shiro: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(The trench coat top hat guy continues to stand on the building, as the clouds grow even darker. Then they swirl into his solitary lifted finger, and then disperse over the whole of b-da land. Soon everything is covered, and the trench coat top hat guy jumps down from the building and lands unhurt at the bottom.)
Guy: Now to wait.
(Meanwhile Shiro climbs out of the hole in the basement and groans.)
Shiro: As if things can't get worse.
(He goes upstairs to dust himself off, and notices that there is no one there.)
Shiro: What the?
(He goes to the top floor of the house and sees Akira in his room with his back turned.)
Shiro: Hey pal, where is everyone?
(Akira turns around and Shiro gasps.)
Shiro: Akirabon?
(Akira has a lifeless expression on his face, his eyes now are grey and the most significant change is..)
Shiro: Your b-da is PURPLE!
(Akira does nothing.)
Shiro: I've seen blue, and I've seen red, but never purple.
(Then Shiro hears footsteps, and soon Melody and Akira's mom walk in.)
Shiro: Hey guys I think that something is wrong with Akirabon kun.
(Then he notices their purple b-da's.)
Shiro: You too?
(Shiro checks to see if his is purple. He sighs relieved to see that it is still blue.)
Shiro: I think we need to take you guys to a doctor.
(Then Akira moves silently to his mother and sister and then they all walk downstairs.)
Shiro: Hey! Wait a sec!
(Shiro follows them. The whole family heads out of the door and down the street, and Shiro sees that his home isn't the only one affected by this strange epidemic.)
Shiro: Everyone has purple b-da's and they all look like zombies! What in the world is going on?
(They all march in an even pace and in one direction pushing Shiro along.)
Shiro: Hey! Stop it! I think that I'll go to Dr. grey's to figure this out..
(He dashes off in the direction of the lab, and once he gets there he runs in and looks around.)
Shiro: Dr.Grey where are you?
(Then he bumps into Ao.)
Shiro: Aobon! You have to help me! The city is...
(Then he notices Ao's purple b-da.)
Shiro: Not you!
(Then Dr. grey appears with the same disease, and the both of them walk outside and out of site.)
Shiro: Well when in zombie territory do what the zombies do.
(Shiro then goes to get the White Blose just in case there's trouble.)
Shiro: Let's go Blose.
(Then Shiro is surprised when the robot activates. The roof opens too and then the White Blose suddenly takes off.)
Shiro: WAIT! Was it something I said?
(Then systematically the Blue Braver, Yellow Crusher, and Flare Dragon fly off too.)
Shiro: I get the idea that I'm a loner here.
(He walks out and follows the people to the b-da park where they all stand.)
Shiro: What's the attraction?
(Then the trench coat top hat guy appears.)
Guy: My evil brothers and sisters! The time has come for us to cast down our old past ways and embrace a new way! A way of evil! THE WAY OF THE DRAGONS!
(The crowd puts their hands in the air and makes an unholy howling sound.)
Shiro: STOP! You can't get away with this!
Guy: Who was that?
Shiro: Me! The white b-daman in the third row!
(Shiro makes his way to the front.)
Guy: Why weren't you affected?
Shiro: Because I'm special!
Guy: Whatever.
(Then he points at Shiro.)
Guy: Out with the old in with the new! DESTROY HIM!
(The crowd turns around toward Shiro. Their b-da briefly flash red as they lunge for him.)
Shiro: GAHHHH!
(He runs as fast as he can to the front and away from the park.)
Shiro: Huh?
(He notices that they aren't following him.)
Shiro: I guess I showed them.
(Then all four robots fly over head and shoot at him.)
Shiro: OH NO!
(He ducks and dives out of the way of each one and then makes an all out dash away in one direction. The robots keep following him and then the Flare dragon dives and tries to grab him in its mouth. Shiro instead jumps onto it's back. The flare dragon manages to throw him off and Shiro goes flying into a bakery store.)
Shiro: At least if I'm going to die let me have one more thing to eat.
(He takes a cake and is about to eat it when the Yellow crusher zooms down and fires. This blows up a Whole City block and surpassingly enough when the robot flies back up Shiro is on its head.)
Shiro: There MUST be an off switch!
(The yellow crusher spins around rapidly and Shiro falls off. This time though he is 40 stories above the ground.)
Shiro: This is the end..
(He looks at the cake and tears weld up in his eyes. Shiro then closes his eyes and suddenly he feels that he is moving straight across instead of down.)
Shiro: eh What's going on?
(Shiro then looks up and sees a familiar blue bird carrying him.)
Shiro: It can't be...
(The bird looks down and squawks at him.)
Shiro: It's KAZEMARU!
(Then the White Blose fires again.)
Shiro: Aversive maneuvers Kazemaru!
(Kaze complies by flying around each shot, and then the bird's energy gives out. Then Shiro remembers the cake he's carrying.)
Shiro: Kazemaru! Cake!
(The bird eyes it and hungrily eats it up, and then the "Popeye theme plays.)
Shiro: GO GO KAZEMARU!
(Kazemaru then bolts off like a jet and ends up flying into a tree.)
Shiro: Nice going dumb bird.
(The robots follow and then stop, and then they turn around and go back.)
Shiro: Must have a boundary.
(Shiro gets out of the tree and sits on the ground.)
Shiro(Sadly): So what am I supposed to do? Sit here forever?
(Kazemaru sits down beside him and pats him on the back.)
Shiro: Wait! If you're here then where is..
(Kazemaru smiles and lets out a long squawking sound, and soon Pipo pokes her face out of the trees leaves.)
Pi-po: Pi po!
Shiro: Pi-po you're back!
(Then in the nearby bushes Rui-Rui pops up and hops to Shiro.)
Rui-Rui: Rui-rui!
Shiro: You're back too!
(Then he hears a galloping sound as Ponicorn runs up and stops in front of them.)
Ponicorn: Poni!
Shiro: And Ponicorn!
(Shiro looks around.)
Shiro: Where is..
(He turns around and bumps into Hiryu.)
Shiro: Hello Hiryu.
(Hiryu crosses its arms around its chest.)
Shiro: I thought you guys disappeared when Saint dragon was formed!
(Kazemaru shrugs.)
Shiro: Oh well I'm glad to have you back.
(The pets all chatter at once.)
Shiro: I suppose you wonder where your owners are.
(They nod.)
Shiro: They're not here. But with some help from you I should be able to get them back.
(Meanwhile the trench coat top hat guy is bored.)
Guy: I have an army but nothing to do with them!
Shiro: I'm back!!!
Guy: You again?
Shiro: This time I've got reinforcements.
Guy: A bunch of mangy animals?
(He laughs. Then Shiro walks up to Ao.)
Shiro: Aobon! There is someone here to see you!
(Ao looks down and sees Rui-Rui.)
Rui-Rui: Rui!
(Ao picks up the animal, and gets a confused expression. Then he begins to smile and his b-da turns from purple to blue.)
Ao: Hey! What am I doing here?
Shiro: It worked!
Guy: What the?
Shiro(To Ao.): Quick! Come with me!
(Then they go to each one of the pets owners..*Except Hiryu* and soon they are all normal.)
Aka: Pi-po! You came back!
(Pi-po smiles.)
Kiiro: All right! Someone to share my schemes with!
Ponicorn: Poni!
Ao: Rui-Rui I'm so glad your back!
Dr. Grey: Me too! It's been tough going without you.
Rui-Rui: Rui!
Shiro: Kazemaru and I already got aquatinted.
(Kaze nods.)
Guy: So you cured a couple people out of HUNDREDS! KILL THEM
(Then he laughs and Shiro notices something.)
Shiro: That laugh...
(Then he walks up to the guy.)
Shiro: What time is it when a b-da gorilla sleeps in your bed?
Guy: I know! Time to get a new bed!
(Kiiro and Ponicorn laugh out loud.)
Shiro: Why did the b-da kid sit on Television?
Guy: To be on TV!
(Kiiro and Ponicorn are in stitches, and then Kazemaru swoops in and takes the guy's disguise off revealing..)
Everyone: Mecha Kiirobon!
MechaK: Yes its me! You left me for dead and I want revenge!
Kiiro: Yeah you were dead! I thought Siladork destroyed you along with Momitebon's robot.
MechaK: Yes I was destroyed, but then I rebuilt myself with a couple of enhancements...
(Then Mecha Kiiro presses a button on himself and turns into a gun toting mech dinosaur.)
MechK: Affecting the people of b-da town is just one of my powers! Go my minions!
Shiro: No way! I have a feeling I know how to free them! Kazemaru!
(Kazemaru wheels in a kareoki machine and microphone.)
Shiro: Here goes!
(Shiro pops in the b-daman theme song and begins to sing off key.)
Shiro: Mezase, Mezase, Mezase!
(Ao, Kiiro, Aka, and Dr.Grey sweatdrop.)
Ao: Look!
(The people begin to laugh and suddenly their b-da return to normal.
Man: What am I doing here?
Woman: Lets go find someone that can sing!
(They leave.)
Aka: Shirobon how did you know?
Shiro(Shrugs.): I just thought it would be funny.
Kiiro: Nice. Knowing that Mecha Kiirobon's weakness is laughter you used that tactic.
Shiro: No I just thought it would be funny.
MechaK: Fine! Go get them Robots!
(The b-da fighting force robots charge.)
Aka: Oh no! The robots have no emotions!
Shiro: I planned this! Rui-Rui!
(Rui-Rui steps up with a wrench, and as each one of the robots stomp by he unscrews some parts.)
Ao: What was that supposed to do?
(The robots then fall apart.)
Dr. Grey: You studied the parts of the robots didn't you?
Shiro: Yep!
MechaK: Now its my turn!
(Then Rui-Rui unscrews him and then rebuilds him as a toatser.)
Shiro: Finally a form of him that's useful.
(Then Akira, his sister, and his mother walk up.)
Akira: What's going on here?
(Then Melody picks up Rui-Rui)
Melody: Who's Rui-Rui b-daron is this? It's so cute!!
Ao: That's mine, and by the way Shirobon how did you...
(Shiro and Kazemaru are up and flying away.)
Aka(Giggles.): Somethings never change.
(Then Hiryu stomps up.)
Aka: Hiryu...
(Hiryu angrily flies away.)
Ao: I think that he thinks Kurobon forgot about him.
Aka: How do we tell him the truth?
Akira: Would someone like to explain to me where the animals came from?
Dr.Grey: Once fly-boy comes back down I'm calling a meeting.
(They all watch Shiro fly around in the air. As man and beast are reunited. After a long time they are reunited.)
-To be continued...-