So you decided to venture into my room, did you? *smile* Well, have no fear.
Yes, I'm a tiger, but as I've said before, I'm no ordinary tiger. What other tiger
do you know who can type?
You've come in here to look around, and try and find out what secrets I keep
underneath my bed. Forget it; not only do I not keep secrets under my bed, but
my bed is on the floor. But if you'll have a seat, I'll lend you these markers, which
will direct you to where my secrets-- the ones I'll share with you, anyway-- are.
Let the reader beware-- I'm still a tiger, and some of my secrets will be a little biting,
a little raw, and you may not like them. Well, too bad. If you don't like it, then
don't go looking to see what it is.
High School Cherry
Well, most people will have a fit when they read this one. Read it, then read it again.
I think you'll understand where I'm coming from, and many of you will, surprisingly,
not only figure it out, but come to understand my message, too.
Mouth Music
I picked up that title from "The Joy of Sex" book. If you don't know what it means,
you should. This is an interesting reading, and I think you'll agree with it. If you don't,
then it probably doesn't mean as much to you as it does to the rest of us.
Personal Information Page
This is the general info page. Name, rank, cereal number- y'know, that kind of thing.
Nothing exciting going on in here, but it may help you get a better picture of what
I look like when I'm pretending to be a human. By the way, you humans are very strange
creatures.
Sex Journals
This is self-explanatory. I'm giving you a glimpse inside my mind, sexually speaking.
You'll get a look at all the kinks that run through this kitty's head, and some of the
whys. I'm not a freak, folks- if you think so, then maybe you should take a look at what
you've done, and think about what the Nissan car company said: "Have we gone too far?
Or have others not gone far enough?"
Tiger Dreams
These are where my "dreams" go. Daydreams, that is. And they're of the naughty sort,
so if you're offended by..... What am I saying? If you were the offendable type, you wouldn't
have gotten this far, unless it was by accident. The world is a jungle, and art imitates life, so
the E-world will mimick the jungle of the real one, and if you've gotten here through that
jungle, then you're strong enough to read these pages.
For now, that's it. See you later!
-Shirh Khan