| Fun Quotes |
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| Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating. |
| Silence is Golden, but being loud is so much more fun! |
| Are you the opposite sex, or am I? |
| Party til the cows come home, then party with the cows. |
| If it's gonna hurt, leave a mark. |
| 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. |
| Schitzophrenia beats being alone. <--- Funny because *IT* don't know what it means. |
| Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. |
| When life gives you lemons, find an annoying kid with papercuts. |
| I'm not weird, the rest of the world is just WAY to normal! |
| I took a pain pill...why are you still here? |
| Take a bite out of crime...It tastes like chicken! |
| I don't get even, I get odder! |
| If being an idiot hurt, you'd be in constant pain. |
| If duct tape can't fix it, buy a new one. |
| Stupid people should wear signs, would you like one? |
| I'm not insane! I just like the jackets that buckle at the back! |
| Life is tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid. |
| Nothing is quite so annoying as when people keep talking when you're interrupting. |
| Be Alert! The world needs more lerts! |
| You should always write your name on your underwear. See! I'm Machine Wash Cold. |
| You've got to be honest, if you can fake that, you've got everything. |
| There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't. |
| Baseball is insane, how can a man walk with 4 balls? |
| I'm a Genie in a Bottle, You're just a Tramp in a Lamp. |
| A man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12 inches...still think you're a man? |
| Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience. |
| I'd tell you to go to Hell, but all dogs go to heaven. |
| People who don't know me think I'm shy, people who do, wish I was. |
| My imaginary friend thinks you have SERIOUS mental problems. |
| Gossip is when you hear something you like, about someone you don't. |
| You know how you said you'd die for me...well maybe it's time to live up to that promise. |
| Sometimes I wonder why my business is the talk of everybody else, don't they have their own |
| businesses to mind? |
| Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. |
| I can resist everything except temptation. |
| I used to have an open mind, but my brain kept falling out. |
| Death is hereditary. |
| Always and never are two word you should always remember never to use. |
| I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either. |
| Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. |
| On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. |
| Insanity is hereditary...you get it from your kids. |
| I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being silly, everyone has not met me yet! |
| If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. |
| Put an apple and a rabbit in a crib with a baby. If the baby eats the rabbit and plays with the apple I'll |
| buy you a new car. |