| The Quote List |
| As complied by Shan, Lin, Rach, Phil, Kate, Laurie, Nick, and anyone else who got a hold of my book... Links on quotes means there's a pic that goes with it. |
| It�s like a freaking bed!- Shan You rebel! You�re not really the nice one- Lin about Shan Don�t let Rocky Horror and Farscape merge in my head � Lin I wondered how he got the codpiece off to begin with- Kate I never wondered that! Now I am � Lin It tilts � Nick No kidding � Lin It�s actually really comfy till you fall backwards and think you�re going to die. � Lin Are we imitating Natalie watching Stargate? � Shan The difference is I know what�s going on � Lin Be a polygamist! � Kate It�s the way to go � Lin Gotta meet in front of a big monkey � Shan You shouldn�t have to run a mile during your vacation � Lin I don�t want sloppy seconds � Kate If you don�t make par, someone hits you � Nick Drinking would have to come first � Kate Pass me the keg tab, forget the putter � Laurie Never laugh into coffee � I can�t see now � Lin You sound like an old southern man, where have you beem?? � Laurie's mom Lin, the non-naked ambassador � Kate So whose the naked one?- Lin Phil probably- Shan No, please no � Lin You could be the non-naked ambassador wrapped in cellpphane- Laurie to Lin I hope she lubed up first! � Kate I get to be lube girl now! � Kate So now I�m the easy girl in a dress?? � Laurie All I heard was �ride the twinkie!�- Shan It�s got creamy filling! �Kate We can have a twinkie together � Lin Yeah, it has two ends � Kate I�ll never look at a twinkie the same way again � Nick Perverts are psychic, I swear � Kate I don�t remember quotes well � Nick You suck � Laurie Suck what? � Kate Twinkies!! � Lin and Shan Her parents suck� twinkies!- Nick Hey Becca, nice to meet you. Your parents suck twinkies. � Kate There�s logic here? Where? � Laurie And twinkies happened � Nick But my parents don�t suck twinkies, they suck ding dongs. � Kate Your dad does? � Shan If he�s in the mood � Kate Someone, somewhere in a hostess factory � a worker is cringing and doesn�t know why � Nick Was that a twinkie snort? � Ann It�s what I�m here for. Punctuation. � Lin And cellophane � Laurie You�re like a disease! You spread all over the place! � Laurie to Nick Is that a fork and spoon in your ears? � Lin Yeah, it�s actually a spork! � Kate It�s best that no one writes down anything � Nick I�ve been trying to refrain from making a comment on chocodiles � Nick What- are they bigger than regular twinkies? � Kate I�m just sharing lube � Kate If there�s anyone who should be the bad homosexual it�s satan � Kathe Cross my heart, stike me dead, stick a lobster on my head. � A large group of shippers What the hell is that? � Laurie That�s not fic, that�s roll call orgies � Lin No ones looking, grab the latex � Lin All the Christian girls love me � Kathe That was one of her drunk moments � waitress about Kathe I don�t like tomatoes � Shaye Neither do I � Kathe Oh there�s a surprise! � Shaye Kill the cricket! Kathe We�re all impressed with your phone prowess � Kathe I would send you a tape, but you wouldn�t be able to play it � Lin um... please don't let me get hit! - Shan That�s what happens when you�re porn stars, people look � Natalie It was wet! � Natalie I think it�s a shipper field, the more shippers come around the worse she gets � Phi about Rach Huge electric lethal phalic symbols � Shaye Look, a triangle � Natalie You had a child, what?? � Rachel That�s what happens when you do too much porn � Natalie Okay, Shan�s posessed � Natalie There is just some excuse to look at breasts, I mean look where they all are! Even Nicks!! � Phil Sleep is for con wimps � Paulie I have to go, you�re too gay for me � Laurie I wear cheese, cheese does not wear me � Kate Why am I creating sperm out of tin foil? � Rachel I am randomly making tin foil sperm now, I do apologize � Rachel You got sperm all over the table! The tin man came�- Kate You can make 19 sperm from 6 hershey kisses � Lin Munchkin gang bang! � Kate What does an elephant use as a tampon? A Sheep! � Laurie Sarah Mclaughlan has monkey sex? � Kate I made Rachel do happy place! � Kate This is bloody late for lunch, isn�t it? � Virginia Okay, I just shot myself � Natalie When did I turn into a weakling? � Natalie I�m not grabbing that � Quinn You look stoned, I swear � Aileen But I�m not! I swear! � Laurie I feel like Shaye� I need something to stand on � Shan Dr. Evil is hot okay! � Laurie Slash happens � Kate Oh Shan, I want to sleep with you and have your babies � Rachel I can only look at 7 people at once � Phil Anyway else and it looks like you�re kissing his ear � Aileen Cristin; who can hear the word twincest 3 miles away � Nick I wasn't that bad!... and if anyone asks where my shoes are... - Rach It�s 8:30. Do you know where your shoes are? � Nick Do you want my brush? I�m afraid of what you�d do with it so� - Rachel It�s got to be tight � Phil Okay, the longer it is, the tighter is has to be � Matt It�s not often you see people slashing themselves � Nick Can you lick his hair?! What?!?!? � Rach He�s not talking about my hair � Matt Bend over � Phil to Matt And now this has degenerated into an actual braiding lesson � Aileen Don�t be afraid to hurt me � Matt Oh I like that � Phil I�m the official braid whore of the con now � Matt Phil, where are your shoes?- Nick Dear God man, what have you done?? � Matt, when he sees the braid You�re in a public place! � Lin And sitting right near me! � Shan Get a room - Nick They have a room � Lin Go to your room � Nick Okay! � Rachel Do I have to duct tape your mouth shut? � Aileen But my oral skill is my best trick � Matt Are you alive? � Rachel No � Cristin Okay � Rachel I�m going to lei your boyfriend � Aileen I�m choking on glitter here � Phil That�s my wary look, can�t you tell? � Corde I think that�s potpouri and you�re not supposed to eat that � Corde You can back away and run � John Yeah, no problem � Natalie So much of that kodak image did not need to be developed � Kelly I�m the fairy king for crying out loud! � Ben Scapespeare involves smacking now � Natalie No defiling of the Fuzzy Pink Handcuffs! � Shan But that�s what they�re there for � Rachel �Jumping shrimp salad�, I prefer my shrimp not to jump � Lin I�m not eating Gigi � Shan I am disturbed, but not by you � Lin Go mom! � Mary�s son Now that my heart has been restarted � Laurie I don�t want a monkey down my shirt! � Kate Yes you do! � Laurie Rach, are you dirty dancing with Bongo? � Phil We made an Oboe sandwich � Phil It�s great! How do you think I ended up with 2 wives? � Phil I'm sorry Patrick, I can't date you anymore cause my husband doesn't like you - Shan We�re good friends, with the sex � Phil to Rachel I�m not standing up cause I don�t want to � Shan I�m not standing up cause I have a big mouth � Kate At least it�s not something he can shove his hand up its bum � Sarah Everyones brain went to the same place � Natalie Can I squirt your shamu? � Phil Stop with the porn! We�re having the meeting! � Aileen Oh, that just didn�t come out right � Sarah We can�t continue to hold Murray � Sarah Stop squirting your�NO! See my filter works! � Lin It came out the wrong hole �Rach I work in chicago so I randomly walk into traffic, then I stand in the middle with cars wizzing by � Laurie I think Aileen might be ready to kill you, so get your hand off my butt � Phil I�m not Shaye, I don�t stand on stuff � Lin Laurie said I could have her earplugs � Lin We explain to them they they have to divide into groups of 8, and 9 is actually bigger than 8 � Lin Everyones too tired to be corrupt � Phil I have a boyfriend who spins me � Rachel Do you want to keep your cup? � Waitress Um, yeah� I was having fun with it � Phil I�m leaving you for the cake dear � Rachel I don�t want to eat it, its too beautiful � Rachel Phil molested my cake � Rachel Your county had the highest pregnancy rate.. they�re not that depressed � Phil Canada is trying to steal your boyfriend! - Lin I wil be a man whore for Canada � Phil We play with hand balls. None of this nancy glove stuff � Phil Yeah, that screwed up my internal clock for a good week � Ben No one knows all the rules of cricket, not even the players � Lin I have yet to get out of the bedroom � Nick Anyone wanna go see Star Wars? � Elnea I�d rather slit my wrists � Lin I fell into the plant, now the plant is attacking my ear � Laurie It�s a prehensile plant! � Kate Laurie is prehensile plant food � Lin Rachel makes men steril � Shan I have a thumb tack attached to my hand � Rachel Hey Phil, hows that saliva transfusion going? � Matt Okay, they need a goodbye kiss before he goes to the bathroom � Lin That�s really clever. He elbowed himself in the face with someone elses elbow � Lin You�re a spiritual pornstar � Kate Yeah, I could love a woman if she had a penis � Kate It�s the evil plant that is eating you � Shan They�re doing sword fighting without the swords. Which looks pretty bad � Shaye Yeah, could you do a butt shot please?- Laurie If we fall asleep, pics will be taken � Lin And other things � Shaye And Harvey is nuzzling Lin�s breast � Rachel Corde told Phil she wanted me � Rachel I ended up sleeping under the sheet that covers the mattress � Laurie No, it�s not that kind of coke, you don�t snort it � Lin I wish all the people from High School were here to see how disturbing I am � Lin I wonder if I balled up little pieces of paper, I could hit em in his mouth? � Shan I�m sleeping on the floor � Laurie, after seing the Rachel/Phil bed picture They�re thirsty � Laurie For alcohol � Natalie Isn�t that what thirsty actually means? � Shaye I just about died and took down all the apples with me � Laurie Snorting straws is not good � Laurie Are you groping me with an ice cube, Shaye? � Lin Rach has gone lesbian, Phil � Shaye You can hit on me if you want � Shan I�m giving her attention to stop her lesbian activities � Phil Did you clean out your bellybutton? � Rach to Phil There seems to be a lesbian theme running here � Lin There�s always a lesbian theme at ScaperCon � Shaye Gravel was flying� - Shaye Because you were singing the Mission Impossible theme? � Lin Stop it! I don�t need Rygel/Orin porn and Rach/Phil porn in my head! � Shaye I need a non-WB show � Kathe Pay me and I�ll buy you � Kathe I�m being kidnapped, but I�d still like to eat � Kathe You are so my hetero life-mate � Kathe I just noticed her there, how did I miss that?? � Shaye Rach covered with something other than Phil � Sarah I don�t need alochol, just sleep-deprive me - Shan |